On his birthday my friend was stuck driving his 3 very active children around in his new Jeep.
They were hitting, yelling and bothering each other like they usually do. Paul had finally had enough. “Kids,” he said when he could eventually get their attention, ” if you all calm down and be quiet and all get along with each other that will be a Great Birthday present for me.”
Then his 5-year-old yelled out ” It’s too late Daddy, I already got you another present!”